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A driver and a zebra are out for a drive when they get pulled over by the police.

What do you call a pig who knows karate?.

How do you stop a dog from barking in the backseat of a car?.

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What’s the name of the movie starring a pig and a dinosaur?.Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?.What do you call a monkey with a banana in both his ears?.What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?.What do you call a pig who is never fun to hang out with?.What kind of snake would you find on a car?.Most of these jokes are easy to remember and retell, making them great first jokes for your budding comedian. They do not need much in the way of life experience or natural history knowledge to appreciate the humor. Teacher: I agree, but that’s the lowest mark I could give you.Īnimal jokes are fabulous for younger children. Pupil: I don’t think I deserved zero on this test.Why wasn’t the geometry teacher at school?.He thought for a bit then wrote: ‘I went out to call my cat in for the night, so I called ‘kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty…’ A boy was told to write a 100-word essay.Teacher: Why is your homework in your father’s handwriting?.Student: I’m paying as little attention as I can. Teacher: Could you please pay a little attention?.What’s the best place to grow flowers in school?.When is a blue school book not a blue school book?.What happened when the teacher tied every kids’ shoelaces together?.Why did the teacher draw on the window?īecause they wanted the lesson to be very clear.What do you do if a teacher rolls her eyes at you?.These school jokes are all inoffensive enough for any child to share with their friends, and, because none of them take a shot at educators, you won’t have to worry about the teacher overhearing them. Kids can bond over shared experiences, and nothing is more likely to provide a bonding experience than school. Why is a squirrel like a cup of coffee?.What do you call a droid that goes the long way round?.

Why do you always find something in the last place you look?īecause after you have found it, there would be no point in continuing to look for it.What did the policeman say when the criminal got away?.What’s yellow and something you shouldn’t drink?.What kind of tree can you hold in your hand?.What did Tarzan say when he saw the herd of hippos?Ī cow, the absence of eyes does not change the fact that it is a cow.Why do scuba divers fall backward off the boat?īecause if they fell forward they’d still be on the boat.The barman asks him to leave because they serve food and are not legally allowed to have animals in the establishment. What does the irate Spanish tourist say to the steward on their plane?.What goes black and white, black and white, black and white?.A proton, an electron, and an ion went into a restaurant.īut nobody noticed because all three are microscopic.īecause dinosaurs became extinct before humans existed.What did the doctor say when she lost her scalpel?.Why were there more birds flying on one side of the V formation than the other? Because the other side had fewer birds.Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?.What time is it when people are throwing pieces of bread at your head?.Nothing, they were strangers who didn’t know each other. What did one stranger say to the other?.

What looks like a tree, and has wheels?.

Paint yourself green and throw forks at them.

What do you call a joke that isn’t funny?.

So, if your child is the sensitive type, steer them away from this category. The downside to silly jokes and anti-jokes is that they can fall flat with the wrong audience (2). Whether it’s simplistic humor, anti-jokes, or just plain ridiculousness, silly jokes for kids can hit the spot wherever your kids are and regardless of who they are with. For some people, good humor is all about being silly.